Title: Eustice & The Christmas Swim (Picture Book Version)
Summary:
Eustace Stout is an eleven-year-old boy, whose father is an inventor and toymaker. They live in the town of Snowville where all the people are out of work due to Global Warming causing the factory to close. Since he has so many toys, Eustace does not want any for Christmas. So he writes a Christmas list to Santa asking to bring jobs to Snowville, and tells his dad that for Christmas he wants to go swimming in the lake, which, unfortunately, is totally frozen. He asks his dad to invent a lake heating tool, but dad is too busy, so Eustace decides to find a way to unfreeze the lake by himself (withhisdogWidget). What happens next is a delightful story for all ages, with an ending that summons the joy and magic of Christmas. The creativity of an eleven-year-old boy not only fulfills Eustace’s wish to go swimming, but also saves the town of Snowville!
Title: Evens and Beginnings: A Collection of Odds and Ends (version 1)
Summary:
The writing of this book spans decades; through lonely times, times of profound love and affection, sad times, and times of great joy. Some of these emotions are well represented here, as are some times of silliness. I think we can all see ourselves in these pages, and perhaps see others in these pages as
well.
The bits and pieces of Remo that fill these pages are haphazardly strewn and do not tell a carefully woven tale or paint a discernable picture. I will offer you this… I love words, and love to mold not only the phrases and thoughts they combine to build, but mold the words themselves. Mixing a Latin prefix with a Greek root and a slang suffix can be fun as long as the meaning can be understood in context. Kurt Vonnegut was a master; I am merely a neo-proto-padawan.
The art that accompanies my words is either by Frankie McCarthy, a local artist, or free downloadable art from the wonderful photographers at Pexels.com.
Not all the work included in this tome is beautiful. Some is harsh, some is simple, and some may be sad. But so is life. Like a Japanese garden that purposely builds in a defect, this work is strewn with imperfections that like a beloved teddy bear has a thrice-sewn ear and a worn-out nose with stitching apparent throughout. But it is your bear or your child’s bear, or the bear of a stranger’s child you see in the mall, and as you look upon it, you recognize that it symbolizes innocence and love, and it makes us smile… perhaps because we miss that innocence, or perhaps we don’t know why we smile, but we
do.
May the bits and pieces of you blend well with the bits and pieces of me in this book, and it is my hope you will find a smile, some joy, some memories, and some curiosity to sustain your journey through these pages.
Title: HA! (Humanities Absurdities): Volume VI
Summary:
From the mind of a retired harpsichord psychologist, this book touches upon the meaning of life in much the same way that a misplaced moist towelette does not. HA! is a sardonic parody, rife with irony, satire, and lampoons of every-day drivel-laden gibberish. Complete with a glossary of insightful and meaningless original vernacular, this volume will exercise your mind and keep you laughing, grinning, or smirkingly amused as you try to discern fiction from fabrication or mere falsehood. Replete with yasplarian and spongnacious content that may be ambiguous, biguous, or even tribiguous, but almost never factual.
In this stunning debut entry into the humor genre, Dr. Remo Perini, Poet, Scientist, Harpischord Psychologist, and winner of the rarely celebrated Insignificance Award for Unknown Literature, dives into an elaborate portrayal of Humanity’s Absurdities which is abbreviated HA! As an author who aspires to become fictional, Perini looks at the world from an oblique angle and serves up ten mind-widening chapters of gibberish, drivel, and insanity that demonstrate respect for but complete misunderstanding of History, Writing, the Arts, Sports, Science and Medicine. The range of topics is further extended with the inclusion of periodical sections such as Missed Connections, For Rent, Employment, For Sale, and Entertainment that includes a crossword puzzle based on newly introduced jargon. Given that the majority of the content is drivel, Perini presents a Drivelometer to measure drivel content based on minimizing facts. With two co-authors who coincidentally have the same nickname, Tweebs, we learn that those contributors are sock puppets, one a right-foot white athletic sock, the other a left foot black dress sock. Despite these differences, both Tweebs’ believe in their right to shoes.
The book’s preface (which follows the templicative dedication, a taperstrian foreword, drivelword, apologies, a frontword, acknowledgements, and an early about the author) provides a history of humor and explains in the subsequent prolog, that the backstory for this book is the original formation of the universe. With ten chapters, Perini covers a lot of ground, including in Science and Medicine, the Inter-Steve Bypass that allows two people named Steve to share brains, and a description of the many Acts of Kindness that people can perform to make the world a better place, such as Mow your neighbor’s lawn immediately after they finish mowing their lawn, or, stand at the end of a salad buffet and ask each customer, “Would you care for some fresh parsley?” HA! is a book that will be equally enjoyed by both intellectuals and the institutionalized with stories that can be read over and over, each time with continued appreciation for the art and unlimited humor of unrestrained drivel.
Read an excerpt (PDF).
Title: A Poet’s Labyrinth
Summary:
A Labyrinth is a geometric shape that symbolizes human creativity and is representative of a journey. Following quickly on the heels of his debut book of poetry, Evens and Beginnings, A Collection of Odds and Ends, A Poet’s Labyrinth has been a journey of creativity, written and composed in locations spanning the globe in concert with the author’s inner journey. The written word, as an artform, connects well with imagery and both combine to tell the tale of an inner journey, still in progress.
Read an excerpt (PDF).
As for the content of the book, A poet’s Labyrinth is a poignant poetry collection that guides us to an introspective look at life. The author’s mesmerizing verses will strike a chord in your heart and force you that introspection. The author has mastered the art of rhyme, but mixes styles with poems that are experimental, some with non-rhythmic verses and non-traditional structures. Most of the works have clearly discernable topics and subject matter, while others are more abstract. Despite the similar underlying theme of the nature of existence and the exploration of the human condition, every piece feels unique and brings something of its own to the narrative. Poems that require more emotional energy to comprehend are punctuated with less exhausting, perhaps whimsical, but no less entertaining works. The Poet’s Labyrinth delivers and when combined with the imagery selected to accentuate each poem, the result is almost wholly immersive. The imagery complements the poetry and breathes life into the printed words. For example, one unique piece encourages a departure from accepted ideas: “Don’t accept the offered apple unless it contains a worm… The worm is of more interests than the apple. Be the uninvited worm. Break through the shiny surface, and create novel concepts that will change everything.” The image accompanying this work is of an apple being injected by hypodermic needle with “prevailing thought”. In Sidewalks & Streets, the author explains that inanimate objects perceive our existence. The lines, “The roof and the walls, the ceilings, and floors, retain the vibrations of lives lived indoors. The doors and the shutters, the windows, and walls, perceive our movements, our heat in their halls.” This work had me start to consider the walls and the floors of my house as perceptive entities. The piece about “Little Boy Blue” is similarly intriguing with the characters from famous paintings discussing their observations of those of us that visit their gallery: “We gaze from where we’re hung. When evening comes we dance and laugh, for we’re forever young”. Perhaps the most poignant stanza in the book is the refutation of Robert Frost’s, “The Road not Taken” with the author’s observation: “There really is no difference in the paths your life can trace. Our plans and goals and paths and dreams all end in the same place. So better to surround yourself with joy and love and laughter. A trodden path of happiness, before the “ever after.” A Poet’s Labyrinth is a work of beauty that will resonate with your personal experiences by looking at life from an oblique angle. The book is the author’s gift to his readers, and as he says in his playful ode, “Gifts”: “The artist offers selfless acts, as gifts to humankind, Through music, art, and written word, creations of the mind.” A work titled, “In The Kitchen” depicts the banjo as an analog for life, ending with the words, “We Listen to Learn, then we Learn to Listen. We look back and Reflect on Long Ago. Through each live-long day, Our soundtrack was played, In the Kitchen on Dinah’s Banjo.” The author speaks to us directly in “Touching” by saying, “As you read, some parts of you, Combine with parts of me, Convergence of awareness, A shared realty.” If you have read this review to here, you will love The Poet’s Labyrinth, and so will your friends.
Title: A Christmas Business
Summary:
Two week’s after Christmas, the town of Snowville is buzzing with excitement. The town’s factrory had closed in December so ervrybody was jobless. Santa visited the town on Christmas Eve and asked if he could re-open the factory to make toys for the increasing number of kids. Todayt was the day, and Snowville was eager to get back to work. The story of saving Snowville is led by Eustace, the eleven year old son of an inventor, who solves problems as they arise between Santa’s business model and that of the town. The story is written in beautiful rhyming verse with amazing near photo-realistic illustrations by award wining illustrator Dan O’Leary. The themes of creativity and solving problems are appropriate for STEM classes (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math) at the elementary school level. The presence of elves, reindeer, and even Santa make this a joyful book for the holiday season.
Title: Evens and Beginnings: A Collection of Odds and Ends (Version 2)
Summary:
The writing of this book spans decades; through lonely times, times of profound love and affection, sad times, and times of great joy. Some of these emotions are well represented here, as are some times of silliness. I think we can all see ourselves in these pages, and perhaps see others in these pages as
well.
The bits and pieces of Remo that fill these pages are haphazardly strewn and do not tell a carefully woven tale or paint a discernable picture. I will offer you this… I love words, and love to mold not only the phrases and thoughts they combine to build, but mold the words themselves. Mixing a Latin prefix with a Greek root and a slang suffix can be fun as long as the meaning can be understood in context. Kurt Vonnegut was a master; I am merely a neo-proto-padawan.
The art that accompanies my words is either by Frankie McCarthy, a local artist, or free downloadable art from the wonderful photographers at Pexels.com.
Not all the work included in this tome is beautiful. Some is harsh, some is simple, and some may be sad. But so is life. Like a Japanese garden that purposely builds in a defect, this work is strewn with imperfections that like a beloved teddy bear has a thrice-sewn ear and a worn-out nose with stitching apparent throughout. But it is your bear or your child’s bear, or the bear of a stranger’s child you see in the mall, and as you look upon it, you recognize that it symbolizes innocence and love, and it makes us smile… perhaps because we miss that innocence, or perhaps we don’t know why we smile, but we
do.
May the bits and pieces of you blend well with the bits and pieces of me in this book, and it is my hope you will find a smile, some joy, some memories, and some curiosity to sustain your journey through these pages.
Title: Eustice & The Christmas Swim (Rhyming Verse Version)
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Title: El Nado de Navidad (Spanish Edition)
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Title: La Nage de Noel (French Edition)
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Title: La Nuotata di Natale (Italian Edition)
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About the Author
Poet, humorist, and children’s book author Remo Perini has dedicated his life to the art of writing both professionally and as a hobby. With poetry published by the National Library of Poetry, Remo’s love of writing has led to the publication of Eustace and the Christmas Swim, in collaboration with writer, friend and musician, Martyn Thrussell and illustrator Danny O’Leary.
